she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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