Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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