Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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