We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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