I'm really into asian looking animals
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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