just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Of course I have a pirate flag
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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