Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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