I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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