That's when you crack a 10am beer
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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