Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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