Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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