Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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