never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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