do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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