its not stalking. its research.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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