you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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