i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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