I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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