Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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