if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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