I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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