mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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