her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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