Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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