You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i think my cat just said my name.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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