Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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