I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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