hell yes lets make some ravioli
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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