I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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