I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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