My liver just broke up with me...
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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