Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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