her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The ass gains better be worth it
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
