Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
high people should be assigned attendants
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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