i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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