got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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