My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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