I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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