Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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