I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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