She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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