Can i not drive my cunt home
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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