Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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