I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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