I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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