Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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