He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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