I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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