I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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