and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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