i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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