why didn't you poke me back
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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