dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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