She said her name was "party"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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