She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
